Interpret:

Haylie Duff

Album:

Haylie Duff

(feat. Stewie)


[Singers:]
Here is the tale of a babysitting job,
The baby is something of a snob,


[Stewie:]
Oh, go fuck yourselves


[Singers:]
So listen very closely, and you'll find
That what they say is not the same as what's on their minds


[Haylie:]
Aren't you a cute little boy


[Haylie's Thoughts:]
Look at that melon shaped head


[Stewie:]
Having you here is a joy


[Stewie's Thoughts:]
And in an hour you'll be dead


[Haylie:]
Sit on my knee


[Haylie's Thoughts:]
Please don't go poo


[Stewie:]
Nice place to be


[Stewie's Thoughts:]
This one's for you


[Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal


[Haylie:]
Why don't we watch Will & Grace


[Thought:]
Jesus, do I need a smoke


[Stewie:]
Jack puts a smile on my face


[Thought:]
Oh, what a surprise, a gay joke


[Haylie:]
I like your house


[Thought:]
The ceiling has cracks


[Stewie:]
I like your blouse


[Thought:]
Miss TJ Maxx


[Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal


[Singers:]
So they sat as time went by


[Haylie:]
Slowly as time could go




The baby blarred, and softly cursed


[Stewie:]
Cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes,
And her hair made her look like a hoe


[Haylie:]
Time for your bottle my sweet


[Thought:]
This little brat smells like piss


[Stewie:]
Alway's a succulent treat


[Thought:]
While I suck that, you suck this


[Haylie:]
Aren't you a sight


[Thought:]
Look at him drool


[Stewie:]
You're a delight


[Thought:]
Damn you, you fool


[Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal


[Singers:]
The diaper change was quite a job


[Haylie:]
The grossest I've ever seen


[Singers:]
The baby smiled and took a breath


[Stewie:]
And I grunted and pooped out a poop,
That looked something like Matthew Modine


[Haylie:]
Someday you might meet a girl


[Thought:]
Yeah, she's gonna be your right hand


[Stewie:]
Maybe it's you my sweet pearl


[Thought:]
Darling, i'd rather fuck sand


[Haylie:]
Have a good night


[Thought:]
You little creep


[Stewie:]
Have a good night


[Thought:]
Die in your sleep


[Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal
Babysitting is a bum deal