Well i was sitting in a roadhouse down on highway 41
You were wiping off some ketchup on a table that was done
I know you didn't see me, i was in a corner booth
Of course you weren't my waitress mine was missing her front tooth
So i flagged you down for coffee
But i couldn't say a thing
But i'm in love with you baby and i don't even know your name
I'm in love with you baby, i don't even know your name
I've never been to good at all these se**** games
So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way
I'm in love with you baby and i don't even know your name
So i ordered straight tequila, a little courage in a shot
I asked you for a date and then i asked to tie the knot
I got a little wasted, yeah i went a little far
But i finally got to hug you when you helped me to my car
The last thing i remember i heard myself say
I'm in love with you baby, i don't even know your name
I'm in love with you baby, i don't even know your name
I've never been to good at all these se**** games
So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way
I'm in love with you baby and i don't even know your name
The next thing i remember, i was hearing wedding bells
Standing by a woman in a long white lacy veil
I raised the veil, she smiled at me without her left front tooth
And i said 'where the heel am i and just who the hell are you?'
She said 'i was your waitress and our last name's now the same'
'cause i;m married to you baby and i don't even know your name
I'm married to a waitress, i don't even know her name
I've never been to good at all these se**** games
I never thought my love life would quite turn out this way
Hey i'm married to a waitress and i don't even know her name
