Text písně Minnie The Moocher

I know this girl and her name is Minnie 
Livin' in the projects didn't own a penny 
Met her at a school dance so I took a chance 
Walked her to the parkin' lot for a little romance 
Got to my car, put the key in the ignition 
turned on the slow jams, I was on a mission 
I was catchin' wild things like the chicken pox 
I was "J" and knockin' boots right down the socks 
She was freaky and wild, oh man could I call it? 
But when I dropped her off, she had stole my wallet 
I couldn't quite believe that why a hoocher-coocher? 
But that was my first experience with MINNIE THE MOOCHER!! 

Minnie the Moocher was a legend on the block I'm from 
A dream girl to many brothers, but true to none 
Her reputation was enormous - a real go getter 
And once a brother met her, he wanted to get with her 
Maybe it was her smile, her personality or 
the way she shook her shimmy or the clothes she wore 
But whatever it was, Minnie the Moocher was an expert 
Real heart-breaker, but never get hurt 
She had this boyfriend, his name was Diamond 
helpin' Minnie out with the little social climbin' 
Met with Politicians, peace to many others 
Suddenly and instantly, they became her lovers 
She took the power that they possessed 
And Minnie did it all without gettin' undressed 
Minnie dissed Diamond sayin' that he could not live with her 
But he wanted payment for the things he did for her 
He grabbed the gun sittin' on the nightstand 
Minnie held the bullets, put the pistol in her right hand 
She was a legend to everyone who knew her 
That's is my memory of Minnie the Moocher 

(Ray Tyson) 
Minnie had a boyfriend, a gambler 
Addicted to poker, an alcoholic, a basshead, crack smoker 
He took her to Harlem, and all around Chinatown 
He bought some bass, a pipe a tape of hard-rap sounds 
She was an addict, tired of the static and poverty 
Sick of the same ghetto misery 
See, Minnie was a young kid lookin' for excitement 
Smokey was a hoodlum, headin' for inditement 
Then one day their relationship stopped 
when Smokey was killed by the M-I-C-Cops 
Minnie was hurt, lost without a clue 
To her, there was no chance of gettin' somebody new 
So she walked home sadly, as bad as it seems 
She cried herself to sleep to find the man of her dreams 

(Ray Tyson) 
She had dreams and schemes about the King of Sweden 
He gave her things that this girl was much needin' 
A plush house made of gold and steel 
A diamond car with a platt in the wheel 
Now you might think this is a lot of stuff 
But to Minnie this was not enough 
He bought a stable, full of thorough-bred race horses 
His meal she ate was a dozen courses 
She had a fortune in nickels and dimes 
And she sat around and counted it a billion times 
She had bank, yeah Minnie was clockin' 
Had every sucker in the neighborhood JOCKIN'!! 
She would walk by tryin' all to wink her eye 
Then she dissin', with zero reply