Interpret:

Darren Criss

Album:

A Very StarKid Album

S: Look at me with my pigtails so tight
You’d think that I might explode
Right?
Look at me with my arms in a twist
… Alarming I missed the right road/row
MC: It’s not too late to turn around
And find a better way
S: It’s not up to fate to lay the ground
Work for a better day
MC: You gotta, shake it up
Let your hair down darling
You really need to unwind
S: I gotta, pick it up
Cause my life is calling
Me on the other line
It’s time to start over
And today is like the first day of the year
So get that chip off my shoulder!
That was weighing me down
And keeping you right here
MC: I want to get out
See the great big world out there
S: It’s time to send out
Both: Cause I feel 
There’s something in the air
I might be losing my mind 
Bu there’s one thing that I know
That I’m finally ready
So ready to go
S: I’m finally ready
I’m ready to…


J: Hey Dick does my hair look alright?
D: Hell yeah, buddy you’re a sight to see
J: OK good, listen up just try to relax
Cause a mishap’s the last thing I need
I want to rise up to the next level
Get off this middle ground
I’ve got this yearning
Burning like the devil
I’m here for the rebound
Pass the ball I know I’m on fire!
D: Yeah, yeah you’re on a roll
J: I know!
D: What do you want from your kingdom sire?
J: I wanna take control!
I need a brand-new gameplan
No more warming benches
Like I’ve done before
D: Just get your head in the game man
Here’s what I’m thinking-
J: Shit! She’s coming out that door
Both: Oh. Oh.
J: Say “yes”, Vanessa
Yes, I must confess of my obsession
With your design
I will not rest, no not unless
I find a way to make you mine
I’m gonna get her
If it’s the last thing that I do
D: But just remember you can’t get her
Both: Without me too!
Buckle up all you amateurs
Cause today we’re going pro!
We’re finally ready
Yeah! So ready to go.


T: Hey Vaness, OMG, would you guess
That I’m not wearing undies today?
V: Ew! Oh Tiff, LOL what’s the diff?
You would still take them off anyway!
T: IKR
V: BTW, 
Both: Where r u right now?
T: We need to talk
V: Oh, I totes see you
Both: BRB, Ciao, ciao




OS: When you been around the block
As much as I have, you feel just like a CEO
You see I’ve done with all these cocks
But they’re not lettin’ me retire
I tell you, I’m ready to go
F: It’s like living the same way that an old pair of shoes do
Everyday the one-man show
They’ve started stinking and there’s holes
And they don’t fit the way they used to
I’ve had it, I’m ready to go!
OS: We’re just a couple of stiffs
F: Well now you’re just being cute
OS: We’re for a lifetime of ‘ifs’
F: Don’t be so hard on us
OS: And I wonder, with someone else
Could life be more
Both: Fair?
F: We’re the one trick pony
We could be more, if only
Both: Someone out there
Would answer our prayers
While’s we’s waits to be delivered
Go ahead cry me a river
We agree that there’s no ‘quid pro quo’
F: So until that vacation
OS: Save your tears for lubrication!
Both: Lord have mercy I’m ready to go!
Mercy, are we ready to go?


T: Listen up, Vanessa sweetie
I do this because I care
V: I know
T: This is war, forget your peace treaty
Justice is right over there
V: I guess I could use a new guy
Cause it’s been a while and I am still so young
Why not give it a try?
At the very least it could be kinda fun
T: Hey now Vanessa that’s the girl I know and love
V: I’ve been so boring boy I’m glad, I had a little shove
Both: Tick tock, while the iron’s hot
Do not take it too slow
You gotta be ready
So ready to go!
Everyone: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. I’m ready to go!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. I’m ready to go!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. I’m ready to go!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
We’re finally ready
And the time is right 
For us to light the spark
We’re keeping it steady
With our eyes on the prize
To get us through the dark
I know there’s so much more
To what I think I see!
I feel a change and the strange thing is
It’s part of me
My hormones are freaking out
And I think I’m gonna blow
J+D: Locked and loaded
S+MC: Oh so devoted
OS+F: Low and demoted
V+T: Totes just toted
Everyone: Finally ready
So ready to go!