Interpret:

Alice Cooper

Album:

Dirty Diamonds

You're your own 
worst enemy
You're a walking catastrophe


You get up every morning 
on the wrong side of the bed
You butter your hand
instead of the bread
Drink enough coffee 
to wake the dead.


You're doing 85 
and the light is turning red
The judge took your license 
and forbid you to drive
And your heart is pumping bacon 
and you're barely alive


You're your own worst enemy
You're a walking catastrophe
You're at war 
with yourself and nobody else
You're a danger. 
You're a danger


You trip on your shoelace 
and fall on your face
Your hair is a mess, 
your clothes a disgrace
Your stocks went south 
and your girlfriend is gay
Your dog ate your cat 
and that was your good day


You're your own worst enemy
You're a walking catastrophe
You're at war
 with yourself 
and nobody else
You're a danger


You're your own worst enemy
You're a walking catastrophe
You're at war 
with yourself and nobody else
You're a danger
You're a danger
To every stranger
You're a mess
Yes, yes